Quote of the Day #16

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"The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul."

-Alfred Austin

Quote of the Day #15

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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

-Jeff Foxworthy

Quote of the Day #14

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"Cause and effect are two sides of one fact."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote of the Day #13

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"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

-Peter De Vries

Quote of the Day #12

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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

-Mark Twain

Quote of the Day #11

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"Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient."

-Ambrose Bierce

Quote of the Day #10

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"Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up."

-George Saunders